Curse

I pwnd U · Dec 14, 2006, 07:53 AM // 07:53

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*blows up a rat*

Tuskon · Dec 14, 2006, 07:55 AM // 07:55

*picks up the rat fragments and puts them in the trash (too icky for the helmet)*

I pwnd U · Dec 14, 2006, 07:56 AM // 07:56

*sips beer*
*shoots a snake*
*runs in circles*

Tuskon · Dec 14, 2006, 08:03 AM // 08:03

*feeds the snake to the rats to regen thier hp*
*falls down*

pixiLated · Dec 14, 2006, 11:16 AM // 11:16

*wakes up after nanobots have fused her with Doomlords helm, making her the uber pixiLated X*

*wonders where the chuff the nanobots came from in this this hellhole???*

*says "what the heck", picks up bottle of absinthe and downs it in one go*

mwwwwwwwwuuuuuuhahahahahahaha

Lord Cooper · Dec 14, 2006, 11:51 AM // 11:51

*watches as a gang of angry llamas savagely mutilate pixi and then order pie and chips
"now thats something you dont see every day!"
*sips beer
*wonders where the llamas came from
*sips beer
*falls of bar stool
*sips beer

pixiLated · Dec 14, 2006, 01:43 PM // 13:43

*bursts out of llama's stomach alien style*
*takes more than a llama to keep this girl down*
*jumps on Lord Cooper whilst he sleeps and shoves leftover pie and chips up his nose*
*sits back on barstool and orders another absinthe*

Lord Cooper · Dec 14, 2006, 01:55 PM // 13:55

*thanks pixi for the pie
*extracts pie from left nostril
*eats pie
*saws the legs off of pixi's stool causing her to fall off and spill absinthe all over herself
*flicks a lit match at pixi
*laughs as she turns into an absinthe fuelled fireball

*sips beer

pixiLated · Dec 14, 2006, 02:08 PM // 14:08

*glories in abinsthe fueled flames*
*adds some JD for spice*
*runs over to give LC a big hug for setting her alight, then changes her mind and slaps him cos when she fell off her stool she bruised her backside!*

Lord Cooper · Dec 14, 2006, 02:45 PM // 14:45

*offers to kiss backside better again..

*changes mind after another look

*slaps pixi and pwned with a copper pipe

*sips beer

I pwnd U · Dec 14, 2006, 06:41 PM // 18:41

*kicks cooper in the face*
*runs in circles*
*beats coopers face off with a metal bar*
*sips beer*

Tuskon · Dec 14, 2006, 11:58 PM // 23:58

*wakes up after not realizing he passed out*
*look around at all the sudden violence*
/sigh
*sips beer*
*rolls over to avert eyes from the violence*

I pwnd U · Dec 15, 2006, 12:33 AM // 00:33

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*watches TV*

Tuskon · Dec 15, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36

*hears the TV and smashs it in with an empty beer bottle*
*passes out*

I pwnd U · Dec 15, 2006, 12:49 AM // 00:49

*sips beer*
*watches more tv*
*runs in circles*

Tuskon · Dec 15, 2006, 12:56 AM // 00:56

*stares a I Pwnd U staring at the broken TV with a glazed look in his eyes*
*gets up and walks outside*
*walks back in with another TV*
*sets it in front of I Pwnd U and turns it on*
*hands I Pwnd U the remote*
*falls down in front of the TV*

I pwnd U · Dec 15, 2006, 12:58 AM // 00:58

*sips beer*
*changes channels*
*runs in circles*

Tuskon · Dec 15, 2006, 01:08 AM // 01:08

*stands up*
*looks around*
*realizes that he and I Pwnd U are the only people in the bar*
*walks into the bathroom*
*walks back out a few moments later*
*large explosion noise form the bathroom*
"you might wanna use the ladies room from now on its gotta be a mess in the mens"
*falls down*

I pwnd U · Dec 15, 2006, 01:10 AM // 01:10

*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
*jumps on top of bar*
*dances*

Tuskon · Dec 15, 2006, 01:28 AM // 01:28

*stands up*
*looks at I Pwnd U*
*joins him on the bar.. dancing*